Hardy

You greedy human!  I can see it in your eyes, brimming with indulgence. Were three scoops not enough?  Combining mint, raspberry, peanut butter and coconut? Have you no shame? You lack morality as well as taste! 
 

Bread. I love bread, and when I say that, I really mean it. Not in the way you love a show or a new pair of shoes. I really love bread. Bread is so versatile. Without bread, what would you do? Make pizza? Out of the question.

Whiskers woke up at around 10am. By that time his owners had already left. Whiskers then started his daily routine of walking over to the food bowl and spending about a minute or two munching down on the hard pellets that people call cat food.

  Cleaning products, specifically spray bottles and mops. That's how I have built this empire that I stand on top of today.