Humor

  • Hair

    It was Thanksgiving 2024, and my mom, my aunt, and I were tasked with one of the most grueling challenges in all of human history. 

    “You’re my sisters! You’re supposed to do this for me!” my uncle shrieked. 

  • A Day To Remember

    The play begins at a school auditorium with Harley, Mei, and Grant working on their lines on stage, Harley practicing dialogue to Mei and Mei responding with the two standing on upstage right, Grant is testing his sound cues he made

  • Elevator Music

    “Haha, pretty crazy getting stuck, huh?”, Ben mentioned, trying to break the awkward ice.

    “Yeah, haha.”, remarked Danny, quickly looking away from the uncomfortable outcome.

  • The Great Sphinx

    I had woken up in the middle of the night, craving cinnamon rolls. So, there I was, at 3 in the morning, dragging myself to the grocery store, still dressed in my fuzzy dinosaur pajamas.

  • Grrrr

    I stood in the kitchen

    Hiss

    Went my teakettle

    Then my eyes turned to my aged wooden door creaking open.  I live in the forest alone.  It’s a peaceful sort of alone.

    Chirp chirp!

  • Break Up

    The love people have for each other is real. But what do you do when you are broken? Torn to pieces? Consult in Steve 'The Hair' Harrington. He'll tell you to grow some nice hair that stands up 5 feet and adopt 4 middle school children.

  • The Rebuke of the Chicken

    I saw a chicken crossing the street

    And said to myself

    “That’s rather neat!”

    So I asked him, why are you crossing here?

    And he glared at me with a stare so real

    Then he answered me appearing quite cross.

  • Excaliburia

    King Arthur knelt in a crumbling Roman ruin, gripping Excalibur like a shovel. The blade, dulled from years of misuse, scraped against dirt and rocks.

  • Breath

    Powder

    grey powder blows into my eyes

    my face

    I cant breathe

    I run through the house 

    Begging everyone to give me air

    They stare

    They laugh

    I fall

    It's going dark

    and dark