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Chips Skit
Kid: Hey, Mom, can you get me a bag of chips?
Mom: What?
Kid: Can I have some chips?
Mom: Chips?
Kid: Yes.
Mom: What about 'em?
Kid: Can I have some?
Mom: Can you have some chips? -
The Meaning of Music
Music is a language of it's own.
Music speaks to some people easily,
while it takes some time with others.
Lots of people, including me, wouldn't be able to live without music.
It's a part of my life all the time, -
My Favorite Pencil
The other day,
when I came home from school,
I faced horrible misery.
Such fatal misery.
Where, oh where,
did my favorite pencil with the pink giraffes go?
His name was Gary.
His beautiful name was Gary. -
Emotions
Emotions.
They are like the most valuable things being locked up in a chest,
trying to burst out,
trying to take control,
but you have to learn how to control them,
how to harness them, -
What a Warm Winter
I watch as tiny snowflakes float down from the sky, covering the ground in white.
The feeling that snow brings to me is wonderful.
And then I think, "Well, isn't this just a warm winter?". -
Over the Phone Skit
Mom: I need to call my mom. Brrrrriiiiiiinnnnnggggg!!!!!!
Grandma: Hello?
Mom: Hey, Ma.
Grandma: Who is this?
Mom: It's your daughter.
Grandma: Who?
Mom: Your daughter, Katherine.