Peach

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 
How did you not see this coming, sir? 
You've been sitting behind your desk like charlie brown's teacher, wah wah wah, while we're here saying, really? 
I can imagine the phone calls now:
"Sir, there's nothing we can do. You're impeached."
"No, it's fake. There's no way they can put me in a peach." 
"No, sir, you've been impeached, not put inside a  - " 
And so on. 
You've become the first president to be impeached twice! 
Maybe they will make a new term, inoranged or something? Imoranged, maybe.  
My only question is, why did it take us this long?
 
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Mercury

VT

18 years old

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