Last Minute Christmas Shopping

Oh dear, oh dear, the 25th is almost here!

And I haven’t got my wife the gift for this year!

Let's see, on Amazon,

I don’t think she’d like a stool to sit upon,

What time is it? Oh dear, oh dear!

Would she like this roomba? No, it's bad,

If she’d like this comb it would just be sad,

Maybe this couch? Too costly.

How about a pillow? Hardly.

Hmmm… This might make her glad…

From this seller, it's barely 20 bucks,

I know it will leave her awestruck,

She’s always wanted a pet,

Couldn’t have anything furry, she said,

So what better gift could there be than a duck!