Humor

Kid: Hey, Mom, can you get me a bag of chips?

Mom: What?

Kid: Can I have some chips?

Mom: Chips?

Kid: Yes.

Mom: What about 'em?

Kid: Can I have some?

Mom: Can you have some chips?

Of course its cold!
I mean, why wouldn't it be at this point?
I should have known, it should have been expected.
Time to get out them winter boots
Time to find them winter coats

Mom: I need to call my mom. Brrrrriiiiiiinnnnnggggg!!!!!!

Grandma: Hello?

Mom: Hey, Ma.

Grandma: Who is this?

Mom: It's your daughter.

Grandma: Who?

Mom: Your daughter, Katherine.

2 Santa
 

I've been soooo good this year. I believe that I should get everything on my list:

Martha: (Blowing bubble gum) Hey, Gale!

Gale: Hey, Martha! What's up?

Martha: Nothing much. Just blowing some BUBBLE YUMM.

Gale: Cool! Got any extra?

Martha: Heck no! I ate all of it!

The classic breakfast that everyone loves.

Waffles.

Their gooey syrup,

their hunky chunky butter,

their brilliantly sweet berries.

I love them.

You love them.

We all love them!

a short list of delightful things that happen when you have low blood pressure . . .

life was hard. that's it. period. but you people didn't have to come and make it even harder! now I have to deal with a giant goat! and common! it's not even a cute giant goat!

:Y :Y :Y :Y :Y :Y :Y :Y :Y :Y  SNEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 I    I    I   I   I    I   I    I   I    I  

the moon
the great, full, pimple of the sky. 
yous welcome.
I enjoyed sharin my wisdom. 

Human Citizens of Earth, 

I before E except after C.