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Bubble Gum Skit
Martha: (Blowing bubble gum) Hey, Gale!
Gale: Hey, Martha! What's up?
Martha: Nothing much. Just blowing some BUBBLE YUMM.
Gale: Cool! Got any extra?
Martha: Heck no! I ate all of it! -
Waffles
The classic breakfast that everyone loves.
Waffles.
Their gooey syrup,
their hunky chunky butter,
their brilliantly sweet berries.
I love them.
You love them.
We all love them! -
Circuses
Circuses.
Fun events that will entertain any age.
Stunts and tricks that will blow you away.
I’ve always wanted to go to a circus.
Tightropers, jugglers, tightrugglers.
Unicyclers, acrobats, unicycrobats. -
Birthday Candles
Birthday candles.
They light the night up like millions of stars.
And if you're lucky, something else might happen, too.
You make a wish, you blow them out.
And everyone is wondering what your dream is about. -
One Mile Tall
If you were a mile tall, your bed would sit upon a cloud.
In a baseball game, Mount Everest would be the pitcher's mound.
You would use a pool as your drinking cup.