Alex

Sir, 

Ma'am, 

Mister, 

Madam, 

Mx, 

I hope this does not apply to you, but it must be said regardless. 

Why do you care? 

But first – do me a favor. 

Hello.

I have a question for you.

Do I seem special?

Or do I seem normal?
Am I up-to-date with your societal norms of communication and behavior?

Big words, little talking. 

i love braindumping :3

The Princess never expected this.

She never expected her world to spiral out of her control.

She never expected to witness the cycle of death and life before her very eyes.

Analogy I wrote for my honors english class last year. Figured it was good enough to start things out.