Twisted Logic

I am afraid of Fear.
The threat of being trapped in its icy grasp completely terrifies me.
Oh, how ironic.
No, 
Do not laugh,
This is not funny.
To be afraid of fear is to be clinging to success,
Which only I may have,
Because it is I, 
Who is afraid of fear.

I shall conquer the world,
Do not stand in my way.
In rain, or snow,
Our (my) armies will be victorious!
Together (alone) we (I) shall be the ruler of Earth!

For it is I,
Who is afraid of fear.