Jonah and the Bacon

By Jonah Gorman

Jonah loved his Bacon.
At its sight his heart was shakin.
But when he started to eat, 
He broke all his teeth, 
And his love for bacon was forsaken.

Jonah’s mouth looked curvy.
About eating he began to worry
But then with a shout, 
These words spilled out:
“It wasn’t bacon but beef jerky!”