Go To Mars

    Hi, Mom and Dad. As you might know, the climate here on Earth is failing rapidly, with only the poles- where we live- being able to support life. However, I have a new living arrangement for us: Mars! Humanity is fully equipped to send a family to Mars. When you move into a house on Mars, you can experience a new culture, live safely, and save money.

    First of all, moving to Mars will allow us to experience the culture of the Lost Colony. One hundred years ago, a wandering spaceship called the International Space Station crashed into Mars. Fortunately, the group of talented scientists on board quickly adapted to their surroundings. They undoubtedly had the skills to build an advanced Martian civilization. Now, with a house on Mars, we can see inside the International Space Station, which has been converted into a grand, vast palace. As a result of our decision to move to Mars, we will be able to enjoy the delectable cuisine there, the result of cultural mixing. In fact, the enlightening Lost Colony culture is one of the highlights of a family house on Mars.

Secondly, moving onto Mars will allow us to live safely. We live in a ghetto, for heaven’s sake! Gangs roam every street corner, and another person is murdered every other day. Even though we have amazing police that are working extremely hard, there are simply not enough to counter the new types of weapons and poisons criminals create every day. However, here on Mars, round-the-clock Mars Guards are trained in combat and weapons use, should there be such a situation. There are also many hospitals available. Furthermore, houses are equipped with 24-hour alarm systems, 6 types of locks, and state-of-the art biosecurity equipment. It is obvious that the Martian government is fully equipped to protect us from any sort of danger.

Finally, we can save plenty of money when we buy a house on Mars. Martian houses are renowned around the galaxy for their shockingly low prices! Whilst real estate companies here on Earth have exorbitant rental fees- ranging from $3,000-$9,000 a month for a small two-bedroom condo- Martian houses are a minor strain on our family budget. The average 4-bedroom Martian house, for rent, only charges $2,400 every month. And if we want to buy the house, it would only cost us $24,000 to $36,000. What house on Earth could provide us with so much for so little?

    I know finding a job will be difficult. However, I discovered that Kailee’s dad has an open position for Dad on Mars. Besides, I heard from Kailee that her dad’s job pays up to $54,000 more every year. Anyway, Dad’s office is dirty and run down. He also doesn’t have insurance at his job because the infrastructure on Earth is crumbling. Everyone is escaping to Mars for better jobs, so why don’t we?

A Martian house is an enlightening, safe, and cheap house. So what are we waiting for? There is no doubt in my mind that our family will be much better off on Mars than in the ghetto we call home. We all know that we deserve this. Let’s buy a house on Mars and escape the polluted, dangerous, and expensive condo we have now!

 

danieljw1296

NC

17 years old

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