Ahhh, you want to know about my magical creature, well you came to the right place. I can talk about my MANY magical creatures, but to save your brain some brain cells, so I’ll only talk about one of my very amazing, luscious, beautiful, wonderful magical creatures.
One of my best magical creature species is called the frumoispew. The frumoispew is the most known for its 89 foot long rainbow sparkly ponytail. The frumoispew has the body of a giant squid, but it is a land animal so it just climbs and slimes around. The frumoispew’s head is the size of their body which makes them look a little discombobulated, but it’s okay, they’re just built a little differently. Their head looks like a tiger's head but instead of the orange head, it's neon green, and for the stripes the color is neon pink with glitter in them. A gorgeous sight to see!
The ears on the frumoispew resemble one of an elephant, large and floppy. And when the frumoispew shakes its head, the ears flop around and boogers and snot come flying out the ears. That's why humans never approach the frumoispew, because if a booger or snot hits you, you’ll be thrown to the opposite side of the world.
The ponytail of the frumoispew is what really tops the cake. Humans from all over the world have tried to recreate the 89 foot long rainbow sparkly ponytail, but it never looked as voluptuous as theirs does naturally.
Their language is one that humans never and will never understand. It's made up of cat, dog and penguin language. Humans are too dumb to even TRY to figure out their language. But maybe it's for the best, because most of the time they are gossiping about all the human drama. One thing to know is that the frumoispew know everything about everyone, even your darkest secrets, so don’t sneak around thinking they don’t know what you’re up too, they KNOW.
They are quite the sassy animal considering they listen to emo punk music all day, but hey that’s okay!
I love frumoispew and you better too, so I hope you enjoyed listening to my awesome magical animal.
One of my best magical creature species is called the frumoispew. The frumoispew is the most known for its 89 foot long rainbow sparkly ponytail. The frumoispew has the body of a giant squid, but it is a land animal so it just climbs and slimes around. The frumoispew’s head is the size of their body which makes them look a little discombobulated, but it’s okay, they’re just built a little differently. Their head looks like a tiger's head but instead of the orange head, it's neon green, and for the stripes the color is neon pink with glitter in them. A gorgeous sight to see!
The ears on the frumoispew resemble one of an elephant, large and floppy. And when the frumoispew shakes its head, the ears flop around and boogers and snot come flying out the ears. That's why humans never approach the frumoispew, because if a booger or snot hits you, you’ll be thrown to the opposite side of the world.
The ponytail of the frumoispew is what really tops the cake. Humans from all over the world have tried to recreate the 89 foot long rainbow sparkly ponytail, but it never looked as voluptuous as theirs does naturally.
Their language is one that humans never and will never understand. It's made up of cat, dog and penguin language. Humans are too dumb to even TRY to figure out their language. But maybe it's for the best, because most of the time they are gossiping about all the human drama. One thing to know is that the frumoispew know everything about everyone, even your darkest secrets, so don’t sneak around thinking they don’t know what you’re up too, they KNOW.
They are quite the sassy animal considering they listen to emo punk music all day, but hey that’s okay!
I love frumoispew and you better too, so I hope you enjoyed listening to my awesome magical animal.
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