This is a story I wrote at school in my writer's notebook before COVID happened. The story is complete fiction and has nothing to do with real-life reality and health. Do not think I am crazy considering how weird this story is...
THE CHICKEN DOOR
I opened the finely polished bronze door... THERE THEY WERE! The chicken servants! Dressed in fine tuxedos and fancy pants they guffawed at the simplest of an untied shoe or a small wrinkle in another chicken's clothing. I like chickens. Chickens make me feel good. That's why I'm naming each and every one of my children; Chicken 1, Chicken 2, Chicken 3, and on and on up until my last child Chicken 1394. Did you know that if you feed them chickens will polish your teeth?
I'M A CHICKEN!!!" one of the servants yells sharing the VERY important fact with the others in the room.
"WE ARE TOO!!!" they yell back.
The doorway bursts open and someone yells: "MASHED POTATOE GRAVY ORANGE JUICE DROPS!!!"
Me and all the chickens whip our heads around to see.......
wait... you know what... this story is way too bizarre to continue... FOR YOUR SAKE AND MINE I'LL JUST STOP THERE!!!
THE CHICKEN DOOR
I opened the finely polished bronze door... THERE THEY WERE! The chicken servants! Dressed in fine tuxedos and fancy pants they guffawed at the simplest of an untied shoe or a small wrinkle in another chicken's clothing. I like chickens. Chickens make me feel good. That's why I'm naming each and every one of my children; Chicken 1, Chicken 2, Chicken 3, and on and on up until my last child Chicken 1394. Did you know that if you feed them chickens will polish your teeth?
I'M A CHICKEN!!!" one of the servants yells sharing the VERY important fact with the others in the room.
"WE ARE TOO!!!" they yell back.
The doorway bursts open and someone yells: "MASHED POTATOE GRAVY ORANGE JUICE DROPS!!!"
Me and all the chickens whip our heads around to see.......
wait... you know what... this story is way too bizarre to continue... FOR YOUR SAKE AND MINE I'LL JUST STOP THERE!!!
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