Cloudkitty

The great white shark,
with its white under belly,
floats across the great sea.
With my gills of steel,
and fins of iron.
I am but a fish,
with a temper.
I'm sorry
But everyone else,
see's me as a nutcase.

Oh fortune cookie,
your deathly plastic wrapping,
makes the turtles cringe.
Your fried excistence,
is an insult to anyone on a diet.
Your lucky numbers,
30, 26, 18, 32, 9, and 2,
make me a calculator.